you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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