yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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