Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Randomize