I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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