why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's shark week go big or go home
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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