I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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