I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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