Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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