If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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