yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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