But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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