Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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