i used baking grease as lip gloss
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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