After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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