Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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