Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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