So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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