i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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