Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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