She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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