I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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