Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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