dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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