I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
