Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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