For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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