He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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