i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
