yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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