if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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