my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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