she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
As shirtless as possible
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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