By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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