i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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