So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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