Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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