My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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