Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
try to milk me bitch
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