conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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