Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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