just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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