this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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