I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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