in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Just high enough for therapy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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