It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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