Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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