I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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