Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
