You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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