If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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