Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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