For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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