And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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