you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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