She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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