Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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