I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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