Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
